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00:16 This week, Dáil Éireann debated the triple lock, the cornerstone of Irish neutrality for decades, according to Micheál Martin. But its UN mandate gives a veto to Russia or China, so feck this for a game of Irish soldiers, also according to Micheál Martin. The chamber got techier than the Taoiseach being offered a high-calorie snack for his elevenses. CHEERING Can the deputy remove the werewolf mask? Halloween is still a week away. 00:44 That's just my face. You take that back. 00:46 Allow the T-shirt. As I was saying, young Corla, the world has changed. Gone mad altogether. Lilith is now Tropical Fanta. 00:54 Grannies aren't allowed to hug without being labelled a Harvey Weinstein. We can't let dictators tell us what we can and can't do with our soldiers. If we want to cut off the crusts and dip them in our soft, boiled, ugly eggs, then we should be able to. 01:06 Hello, Deputy Boylan Barrett. 01:08 This is a blatant tearing up of our national neutrality and a cranking up of the industrial military complex and also it's been ages since I got to say any of those words. Great, Richard. The triple lock is the unbreakable bond of our neutrality, Count Corla, and I only know this because I was watching so much Eeyore back seasons I had to triple lock myself out of HBO Max and I literally cannot break back in. So... Taoiseach, it works fine. And now young people will never know how hot George Clooney was in 1996. 01:42 If you pass this bill, our foreign policy will be wrecked and will be difficult to countenance. 01:51 No, no, no. As George Clooney is in 2026. 01:54 Seriously, Google. We will still have absolute neutrality. Our Minister for Foreign Affairs has such a neutral delivery. It would make you prefer the sound of bombs falling. 02:03 Hello, the Minister. Going forward, we are dismantling the triple lock. But we still recommend keeping your front doors triple locked. Even though, as I've said before, Dublin is perfectly safe. Garda whistleblowers, less so. 02:17 This is about nothing more than tugging the forelock to NATO. 02:22 I have not had a forelock to tug since the early 80s. 02:26 I can barely hear the Taoiseach contradicting himself multiple times. 02:29 The Shinners, you were all Nazi sympathisers, you blackouts. De Valera! 02:33 I'll feck, I'll just remember Dev in his hole. Sorry for your troubles, card for Hitler. 02:37 Withdraw that. I represent only the Shinners who were never in the Ra, not the Shinners who were never in the Nazis, thank you. 02:43 Look, this is about not letting another country tell us what to do, except about where to put their data centres, how many housing developments they can hoover up to rent back to us, or letting Homeland Security operate on Irish Isle, or where to refuel their jets full of missiles and doodlebugs for the Middle East. But those are different in terms of... 02:59 Ukraine is a country which is being systematically destroyed, but is at the same time, like Dublin on Saturday nights, perfectly safe. 03:06 All right, that's enough, Helen. That's enough now. 03:08 Now, can we wrap this up? The house is sat for four three-day weeks since the summer. Minister Dara O'Brien, you look knackered. 03:14 No! I'm Grand Count Corley. 03:16 I'm after realising I'm not the Minister for Housing waiting on October Bank holiday record homeless numbers anymore. Lovely jubbly. 03:23 That's James Brown. I saw him trembling by the water cooler. Like a frog in a tumble dryer. Poor man. 03:29 Wait. It's been the worst year on the roads for decades. 03:31 Snipper narcos are terrorising motorways every night without any fear. Sounds like I'm the Minister for Transport. You are. You have it in one bingo. I move the Count Corley runs in the telly and the wheelie table. 03:45 Yes, yes, Deputy Healy Red. 03:46 And doesn't give us any homework. 03:48 All in favour of the motion. Mid-term break, lads. 03:55 And so, in a totally out-of-character display of efficiency, government got through the biggest change to neutrality in decades, in three hours and 34 minutes. You would spend longer waiting for a bus to come or for the ads to stop playing on RT Listen. Thanks to the votes of Lowry's lie-lowing lachicles, the government won the vote. There's still the Shanna to come. And the ceremonial rolling of Catherine Connolly's eyes... before she signs the bill into law and returns to the theme of her presidency as a living Statue Street performer in the auras. 04:29 Barry Lenehan, desperately trying to look too old for conscription, RTE News. 04:41 All right, sir, King. Prime Minister. I've been rolling up my sleeves and tackling this country's most pressing concerns, your Madge. 04:48 Ah, yes, the wars, the far right. They're claiming I'm Muslim now. How could that be when my very fingers are made of pork? 04:55 Parking fans. 04:56 For too long, normal blokes like me have suffered the wrath of car park owners for taking too long to park. What? Perhaps I was kicking a tyre. These are the things that blokes do, and I should know, I flicked through an orchard trader once when I was young. Right, I see you're putting aside the catastrophic geopolitical crises and pettifogging instead. Why do the hard stuff when you can focus on the trifling? I know. Could you add estranged sons to that list while you're at it? 05:22 Why don't you stick kettle on and let's have a go? Speaking of, I'm announcing a new campaign to add strings to every teabag. Strings? Not just the single-serve posh ones. 05:32 Because I want your nan, your auntie Nelly with the purple rinse to enjoy dipping as much as the higher-up dippers. What are you talking about? Shouldn't you be tackling the £3 trillion national debt instead of teabags? 05:46 Of course, sir. Good. That's why I'm placing a cap on the price of Freddo bars and creating a task force to fix wobbly tables in pubs for too long. 05:57 Since we're in such quibbling form, why can't I buy Sally Rooney books? I simply adore her writing. The ennui, the repressed feelings, the surprising amounts of nookie. It's like she had Camilla and I in mind. I appreciate your concern, sir. Thank you. So I've announced fines for headphone dodgers on public transport for too long. Are you even hearing me? What is it with the Piccadillos, man? Besides, I can't wear headphones. There doesn't exist a pair big enough to cover one's lugs. 06:25 Also, haven't you noticed that people are chewing louder than before in places like Wimpy or your local Chippy? What? 06:33 No. Focus on the real issue, Prime Minister. Troublesome sons doing tell-all interviews. 06:39 Well, I can tell you I read your Harry's interview in pub with a pint of England's finest before me, cos I love a pint, me. 06:46 Bitter? No, sir. He came across as quite humble, to be honest. Said he wants to reconcile. No, I... It made me tear up, though I did have onions with me tea, and no mistake, they get me going right proper, Bayek. Harry just can't accept that he's no longer a working royal. 07:03 Well, he can always come work at the new jackdaw drilling site that I've just greenlit. That's a proper northern job. I remember my dad coming home. 07:12 Sorked he was. After a long day working at the bottom of the sea, he used to give me a ten bob note to wipe seaweed off his boots and all. Well, that didn't happen, and I must express royal disapproval of your drilling endeavours, Prime Minister. Oh, yeah? Ghastly business that does, however, remind one to put on the heat in all 52 bedrooms, though it pains me to use gas-fired central heating soles. 07:36 Well, I hate to see you looking like this, Mucker. You've literally gone red in the face, you have. 07:42 Oh, no, no, no, that's just the gout. Right. Now, afternoon tea? 07:46 All right, go on then, so long as it's a teabag on a string. Oh, do shut up. 07:57 Ryanair flight F off 219 is now boarding. Captain Michael O'Leary here at my latest tasteless cash grab. Calling all North Face narcos. 08:07 The Ryanair Yupro sale is now on. Criminally cheap flights for Luton. 08:12 That's right, looting and rioting in Europe's most bustling hotspots. Any Irish young offenders, if you're tired of running rings around Bet-Down-Guardian scooters, why not have a go at the French gendarme for le weekend? Enjoy the hospitality of a police force built like those walking fridge freezers who do security on the Lewis, but actually willing to give you a scrap for a change. Take a trip to the historic home of the Baton. You already run Dublin city centre. Now see if you're the champ of the Champs Elysees. Discover Europe's hidden gems with Ryanair by smashing up a Brussels jewellery shop. 08:44 Enjoy round-the-clock fireworks aimed at riot cops in Lisbon. Grab a bite from an Albanian police dog. Or jet away to sunny Milan and sample the famous Italian tear gas. While you're in the fashion capital, pick up some designer gear. 08:57 Montclair is now open 24 hours, ever since the shutters got torn off. 09:02 And, after a long day of disorder, cool off in the refreshing spray of La Polizia's crystal clear water cannons. Because they actually use theirs, unlike the snowflake policing in Ireland, where picket line piranhas are on a work to rule. The Ryanair Yup Bro sale is now on. Gorriers get half price. And if any of this offends you, I'll just initially refuse to apologise, then give a half apology once I've gotten the publicity bump I was looking for, because that is O'Leary's law. Suck on it. So take advantage of your court cases being adjourned indefinitely by greedy, lazy, inept, dunderhead solicitors with the Ryanair Yup Bro Sale. 09:40 I predict unriot. 09:48 Alright, listen here now, boys. 09:50 The Justice Committee is in session, so it is. Deputy Carty reporting as Cahirlock. Minister. 09:54 If it pleases the committee, at the outset might I outline to the bench that I am Senior Counsel and as such fully respect the revolting solicitors who sit behind the silks, if I may, in the cheap seats and the cheap suits. Sorry, silks? Senior Counsel barristers, respectfully. 10:12 Hold on a while there. Ordinary people are not sure about the difference between solicitors and barristers. Yeah. 10:17 Ergo, the unlanded and unlettered citizens are entitled to legal aid, which is the kernel of the matter, Malone. 10:24 If I may, if I may. 10:25 Deputy Barry Ward, Jan Barrister, go on. Here we go. I respectfully submit the Minister is engaging here in willful distortion. The willful what? trash talking our learned friends as evading cases before the courts on purpose and I shall not weary the committee with details but I urge my learned friend to withdraw those remarks. My learned friend here has been stoking our lesser friends to strike and I'm obliged to put it to the committee that he has traversed in pinstripes from King's Inns to the Black Hole Place projects presenting as a sort of Mother Teresa to solicitors, my lord. 10:56 As a member of the law library, one is disposed to acknowledge the penury proposed by the minister. Solicitors are awake at night wondering if they can't be paid more than five times for the one case. They might soon have to consider the unthinkable, ordering the house wine at the Westbury. 11:10 What is a house wine, Malone? Can we just settle this now? The courts are backed up worse than a lad after three funeral carvies in the one week here. 11:17 Yeah, Deputy Gannon is right. Barry Ward, you're in Feingale. Sure yous agree with Jim Miriam here, hey? 11:22 Indeed, my learned friend was only last week ordering protesting public servants to go back to work. And I started... I stand on the pleadings, the clues in the name, servants. 11:31 Our friends in the Law Society, albeit downstairs from us barristers, are nonetheless a strata above civil servants, if I may carefully submit they being more akin to the estate staff, the driver, gardener, cattle drovers and such. 11:43 If I may, if I may. 11:45 Objection sustained. 11:46 Wait, what the hell am I saying? Conscious as I am of the court's valuable time, may I proffer agreement on the subject raised by Deputy Ward, indecorous though it may be, that black hole place is but a workhouse compared to the grandeur of the King's Inns. Order. 11:59 The argument adduced by my learned friend is wholly inapposite to the matter before us. 12:03 I humbly submit. I'm humbly lost, so I am. Me too, Gary. I humbly submit. My learned friend enjoys the legal aid lolly himself. I would perturbly refute. I confoundedly interject. Well, I obdurately retort. My learned friend is discombobulation. 12:19 My earnest friend is nincompoopering. How dare you, my friend. How dare you, my earnest friend. Learned friend. If I please the court. No, I'll please the court. 12:26 Alright, hey. Enough. This is a pain in the crevice. 12:28 Where is the common ground here? 12:29 Well, I'm disposed, my lads, to acknowledge my friend's party for the whale and ensuring the Troika never got to cut legal fees for silks. Hear, hear. Or the lower orders of the law society. Agreed. Ergo, big up to the blue shirt. Word. Making that coin. Yep. Stacking that paper. 12:44 Yeah, yeah, balling, stunting, dripping in ice. Homies together forever. See you in the dining hall, Barry. 12:49 Big ups, big man. 12:50 Ah, yes, they're all the same, right? Case adjourned. So it is. 13:06 I don't know about you, Secretary Pete, but I have a really great feeling about these Russia peace talks. You know what they say, 42nd time's a charm. Totally, Mr. Emperor, sir. 13:15 The sooner we can have those pathetic Ukrainians off our backs, the better. 13:18 They're the worst. Oh, illegal invasion, this civilian death toll, that blah, blah, blah. Now they say the Star Shield warning system was taken down. 13:28 Roar! Yeah. Lies. I didn't do anything and neither did you. That means there's only one person who could have made that call. That's right. That's right. Crooked Joe Biden. Actually, it was Elon Musk. 13:38 No, it's always Biden. Now he wants to turn off Star Shield. I mean, I kind of get it. Yeah. It's boring when Darth Vader's not on screen. Are you confusing Star Wars? 13:48 Great guy, Darth Vader. 13:49 Grew up on Tatooine. Okay. It's a reliable red state if ever there was one. Tremendous guy. Great friend of mine. Yeah. He built the robot, you know that? The robot. 13:58 R2-D2, he's made of gold. That's why you love him? Also because he's gay. 14:02 Oh. Like my treasury guy, so that's okay. I've got so many MAGA gays, but only horrible ones. Gay isn't even a DEI thing anymore, did you know that? A lot of people didn't know that. How come, sir? Pete Buttigieg. He ruined it for everybody. Nobody likes him. He got the gays kicked out of DEI. Unbelievable. 14:22 I will hereby issue a decree banning gay robots from the military stat. No gay bots, no rainbow drones, drag droids, or woke C-3PO's. 14:30 That's really good. Also, Whitcoff and Kushner, they've been incredible. Oh, the best. How good have they been? They're doing the peace deal with Putin while helping our friends buy Russian energy assets. No one's ever done that before. 14:42 Mixing business and diplomacy, what could possibly go wrong, sir? 14:46 Luke oil, they call it. The assets are frozen now, but that's hardly surprising me. Russia's very cold. That's the reason. 14:52 There's no other reason. 14:53 And as long as the oligarchs don't take them back whenever they want, something they've done many times before to foreign investors, that's okay. 15:01 I believe it's called expropriation, sir. Really? 15:04 That's a big word. It's nearly as big as humanitarian. Is that what he called? That's what Whitcoff called Putin. I don't know why he said that. 15:11 Maybe he's going to win the next FIFA Peace Prize. Who knows? Highly coveted. 15:15 Man, winning the Peace Award was such a good moment for you, sir. It's true. And you only did the wars after winning. That was a genius move. Which reminds me, who's next on my war to-do list, Secretary Pete? Let's see. Uh, Cuba? No, I told little Marco he's not getting that one until after Christmas, and only if he stops giving J.D. the stink eye. Well, let's see. Then it's Iran. Part two, sir. No. Nope. Gotta wait till after midterms. That'll be the best way to punish Kansas if they vote Democrat. Right. I'll bomb Iran until diesel is the price of divorce. 15:48 You can always shell L.A. Maybe. Maybe. We'll see. Cool. Wow. Won't be long before I'll have to consider the new concert. 15:55 Do you want me to get the nuclear football for you right now? 15:58 I don't think so. I'm more of a golf guy. Okay. Maybe it's for the best, sir. 16:02 We'll see. 16:05 He's the faking thing on now. 16:06 It's broken. Tóniste, I didn't want to disturb you when you were out of office, so I've just done a two-hour course on how to leave voice notes on the WhatsApp. Though it is an indulgent monologue, really, isn't it? Voice notions, they should call them in terms of... Anyway, I just wanted to say thank you for staying on paternity leave. Fair play. Leaving all the pay talks to the lads with degrees. And I'm sure you'll be back in time for the midterm break and take any glory for a break through Done Without You. 16:32 Yours sincerely. 16:36 Kothyshook, thank you so much for your note. And I'm still available to serve, of course. You might note that I put out a statement to send well wishes to Minister O'Donovan last weekend, so don't think that I'm switched off or anything. I notice the pay talks are taking forever, so not much is getting done while I'm away, doing the important business of being father and enthusiastic Sesame Street watcher. The count is coming back on soon, so I must go. Very useful for the fiscal space, thingamajiggy. Yours, etc. Simon. 17:05 Oh, now, I did see your over-the-top praise of the minister's career in your statement. Even though you're not working, I knew it was you by the panicked tone of it. In terms of terrible shame, the minister was attacked by unnamed sources from the upper echelons of your party, so they say. Kind regards, Michal. 17:23 Kothyshek, it's so good you could take the time to leave so many voice notes. What with your Justice Minister making a hash of the criminal justice system, your Housing Ministers on the cusp of the Nightmare on Marion Street homeless figures, and after your Higher Education Minister put out AI skills training posters with six fingers showing, must be handy for Fianna Fáil to have an extra finger to point at everyone else for your screw-ups. Faithfully yours. 17:46 Well, your parliamentary party's like a family WhatsApp group where they've muted the admin but they're all afraid to leave. And thanks for this, by the way, with all the rule you bool you inside there at the minute, the briefing again one another and the shafting. 17:57 Sure, Fina Fáil nearly looks competent by comparison. By the way, Jennifer Carol McNeill's enjoying it all anyway. She's as happy looking as a county board chairman who knows he's won the club lotto before the ticket's even been pulled. 18:08 Michel Lamasse, Michal. 18:10 Well, let me tell you, you're no Lamas. You're more like a later generation McSharry, or one of the highs who didn't inherit the charm. How long have you even been in the Dáil? Since 1989? You've been in politics so long you should come with a preservation order. Haha! 18:25 Listen now, enjoy the break, Simon. I've a country to run here, an EU presidency to preside over, storms to monitor, the remains of a Fine Gael coalition partner to babysit, and popcorn to eat as I watch whatever you do next to slap yourselves in the puss in that party of yours. 18:39 No, no, no. I must go, Michal. I'm busy here being a dad, plus the baby's crying. Ah, the poor Lana of the poor child. 18:46 What's wrong with her? Did she just see your latest approval ratings? Lalkano. 18:52 Damn it. Damn you. Still, at least the last word is mine. Muting chain now. Ha ha ha ha. Simon out. I'm important. 19:07 You're very welcome back to Talking Bloobas Podcast With me, the Don of Daytime And myself, the King of the Internet, Garen Noon This episode is sponsored by Taco Sauce Taco Sauce goes on absolutely everything Except tacos What's on the agenda, Garen? You have a lot on your plate That's a perfectly normal serving of breakfast ham. No, news-wise, I mean. 19:29 First off, Joanne McNally is everywhere. Traitors, Jimmy Fallon, Bill Murray's golf thing and sold out three, three arenas. Nine arenas. With her show Pinophile. Oh, no bad words on daytime telly. This is a podcast. It just means she loves Pinot Grigio. 19:44 Oh, I have you now. 19:45 Uh, what's that face? 19:46 It's like the way I really likes Pete Boggs. Which makes me, I suppose. I wouldn't. A Petophile. Ugh. 19:52 Speaking of things RT won't want to broadcast, did you see Cheap Irish Homes edited out a woman's Palestine necklace? 19:58 I just thought she had a bloody neck. What? It happened to be one time when I ate popcorn that wasn't finished popping. 20:04 But they didn't edit out her keffiyeh. Keffiyeh necklace, no. 20:07 Sure nothing, RT does makes any sense. They're still making Mrs. Browns buys, did you know? No, they're not. He broke his jaw. There's none this year. God love him. Don't misgender Mrs Brown now. You know, I broke my jaw once. Did you? Turns out you can't eat two baguettes filled with salad cream at the same time. 20:24 What did you make of Oasis going after Fontaine's DC, thought he? 20:27 He plays for, don't tell me now, Bohemian Wanderers, is it? Do you even listen to music? Well, if it's not the JCB song or Pat Short roaring about sausages... Classic. It's not worth the hassle, Garen. You know, it's not easy doing an entertainment podcast with a lad who knows nothing about modern entertainment. Ah, you're just hangry now. 20:45 Have some more breakfast ham. I've a plate of it there. Let's just wrap this up. Finally, Kylie Jenner wore some bra worth $50 million. 20:52 That's not some bra. That's the Victoria's Secret Fantasy bra, you uncultured swine. Debuted in 1996 by Claudia Schiffer. What? Why do you... Next time you'll tell me you didn't know Heidi Klum holds the record for wearing it three times. Die. The greatest honour in all of bra culture. Right, we'll leave it there so... 4,410 diamonds on it. Okay. 18 carat gold bra. You're obsessed. Plunging neckline. This has been talking Balubas. It is Picasso's Lagernica of bras. 21:19 We get the point for... 21:25 So, Mr. Zuckerberg, sir, my name is Pauly. Hi, I'm Mark. And I'm your spin guru for your new image as a resident of Ireland. 21:33 Right, so the public reaction to me drinking a pint of Guinness to please the Irish demographics in Q4 has been suboptimal. 21:40 I don't know if you can say you drank it, Mark, though a focus group did agree you suppressed your retching very gracefully. 21:47 I don't know why people think I'm going to have a hard time fitting in here in my new home of Ireland, or as I like to call it, A-Ireland. Yeah, don't do that. Right. I just need some way to win them over. 21:57 Have you considered kissing the Blarney Stone? If you kiss it, you could get the gift of the gab. I'm sorry. 22:03 Did you say kiss it? I've never. The thing is, I don't know how to. Yes? I've only really kissed girls in the metaverse before I met my wife. Okay, so kissing is out. Spice bag. No more Irish delicacies, please. 22:17 What else do you guys enjoy? 22:19 Oh, you know, having fun, drinking tea while discussing emotions, dancing with abandon, laughing at our misery, obsessing about death notices online. 22:27 Well, there is one thing on that list that I'm comfortable with. 22:30 I'm guessing it's not the fun or the emotions part. 22:33 Death. 22:33 And I was right. 22:35 Give me a second. What are you doing? Okay. Yeah? I just bought RIP.ie, right? 22:41 That's a beloved thing to look up who's died. 22:43 What might you do with it? I'm introducing a premium subscription level service. This won't be good. An AI supercharge or IP service that, get this, will not only let you know who's died, but also when people will die ahead of time. 23:00 I really don't know if people will like this. Two months for you, by the way, Polly. Oh, no. Maybe we'll just have to try coppers again. Sure. But this time leave the pervert smart glasses at home and maybe the bouncer will let you in this time. Huh. 23:12 Cool? Well, that's suboptimal. Ah. 23:19 All right, Goxdina. Shinners, shush. 23:22 As you all know, I've been targeted by the PS&I for my brave photo op... I mean, stand with the residents of the Gravati Road against the Orange Orchard. 23:32 I'm still hearing flutes and Nordy accents in my dreams. I mean, isn't that punishment enough? Nordy voices are beautiful, just to point out. Well, the ringing in my ears are shinertes, begs to differ. Shinertes? My indoor voice is still a work in progress. Tha braun arum. Hype down, Piers. Apparently, being fabulous in public is a crime now, if you do it as part of an unnotified gathering, so they're hauling me in. Disgrace. I feel like Constance Markovich, TBH. Only Constance Markievicz could never get her fringe like that You look like Zooey Deschanel from 500 Days of Summer Thanks Louise, but I'm looking at 500 Days in Prison Unless someone can get me out of this mess If only we knew people who could advise on surviving police interrogations Oh, witness fact Wow Oh my god, how did he? 24:19 It's him His beard is richer and more luxurious than it's ever been He smells amazing Daddy's home and he knows what to do My mouth's gone all dry. A comrade should pick one spot on the wall, you stare at it, and say nothing. 24:33 I have perfected saying nothing in Morning Ireland for 17 minutes at a time when they ask me about how we'd fund freezing carbon tax. But this is a different way. 24:41 Right. No matter what they ask you, no matter how they try to convince you, even if they offer you tickets to see the Mary Wallopers Lancome and Kneecap at a one-time show only, and with a backstage pass to meet Mowgli Bap, not even then. They're a bit rough for my tastes, but I get you. 24:56 Like if your man from Maroon 5 walked in shirtless. You can name the veil, do you? Gotcha. 25:03 It really takes an old hand from the days of conflict. I wouldn't know anything about that. I wasn't involved. I only know it from the movies and the drama series. Except Say Nothing was literally about you, wasn't it? I have never been part of any Disney Plus organisation. 25:19 Sure you are. They cast a really ugly actor as you, remember? 25:22 If you'd let me finish. Oh, sorry. I do not know Mickey Mouse. Right. I've never met him. I didn't say... I don't condone his use of magical mops to clean his house in Fantasia. I have a flash mop. 25:32 Amazing. 25:33 My God, he's good. He's good, huh? Don't regret you. Thanks for spilling the tea. With respect, I did not spill any tea. 25:40 I didn't. I wasn't. It's just an expression like 6-7 or Zang, soft launch and not going to lie. 25:46 If anyone has any information on who spilled the tea, I urge them as good Republicans to come forward now. Gosh, this really is a master class today. 25:56 So listen, they'll be interviewing Michelle O'Neill as well. Do you think the Belfast Art Corlea would let her take the fall for this one so I can get back to the important business of shouting the same three talking points in the door? 26:09 Oh, the best part about saying nothing is that someone else always takes the fall. Oh, God. Wow. It's never let me down. Not in 50 years of having no involvement in anything. 26:19 We better let you go. I think you probably have an appointment with Angus or Snuddy. I don't. Over the... Yeah. The thing. 26:27 I'm saying nothing. Oh...